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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

porn I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex memek as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic porn Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University crot of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women were prone to memek what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

crot The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where bokeh loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and %anchor_text% keen to copulate.

If you’re a bokeh sex worker, bokeh I memek can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best bokep sex may just be the quietest.

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